lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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"Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And someone trying to hide a love."
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ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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